How to Piss a Female Stranger Off

Call up for a routine fax.

When the person responds with, yes, I will get that out in the next few minutes, follow up with a cloying "Awwww, aren't you sweet."

FOR THE RECORD, I was doing my job. I was NOT being sweet to you, nor did I want my action to be considered as "sweet". How would you like it if I called you up for a routine fax, and then said, "Awwww, aren't you obedient."

Just be glad I didn't show you how friggin sweet I actually am. NOT!