Another One to Try on the IRS

Hmm, let's see. Bush is going to lead an investigation himself as to why people went without water or food for 6 days.

Let's try this. Send in tax report 6 days late. First give the excuse to IRS that no one told me to send it. Then say that I delayed it cause I was afraid the tax report would get looted. Then, after I send it, tell the IRS that I will lead an investigation myself as to why I sent in the tax report late.

Think it'll fly? Why not? It seems to be working for the (not my) president of the U.S.